As you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

You think that I'm different.You should look in the mirror sometime.

It was not, after all, so easy to die.

In a world that holds books and babies and canyon trails why should one condemn oneself to live day in day out with people one does not like and sell oneself to chaperone and correct them?

My success wasn't so much due to intelligence, but the fact that I stuck with problems longer.

I think my work is very American because I'm American. But I found that Europeans like uncertainty and doubt.

Many of the scientists have believed that their contribution to ending the nuclear race is not to let any new weapons to be developed.

It is a mark of soulfulness to be present in the here and now. When we are present, we are not fabricating inner movies. We are seeing what is before us.

The Rosary is a magnificent and universal prayer for the needs of the Church, the nations and the entire world.

I had dreams of catching the ball for the final out in the World Series and being mobbed by my teammates. Well, I guess all my dreams didn't come true.

Can you keep a secret?” “Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.