As you get older your hair just starts getting a bit darker which makes me sad. So I probably need to surf more.

My hair dries straight naturally, so I'm always trying to find anything to give it volume or give it a little bit of bounce.

Humor relieves the tension between what we see or desire but repress in order to sustain a survivable illusion about the world we live in. As such it's always potent stuff, and dangerous.

There is in the heart of woman such a deep well of love that no age can freeze it.

why is the word 'qualified' applied only to those who have to be more so?

I don't think the people of the slave states will ever consider the subject of slavery in its true light till some other argument is resorted to other than moral persuasion.

Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

I have inner peace. It's a different person.

Bravery is fearlessness-the absence of fear. The merest dolt may be brave because he lacks the mentality to appreciate his danger.

A Mathematician is someone who can take a cup of coffee and turn it into a theory.

Maybe tomorrow we'll all wear 42, so nobody can tell us apart.

Does a bibliophile ever have enough room on his shelves? The answer is obvious: get more shelves.