As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Let's be honest, honest it's important. I don't care about you, don't say bullshit and if there isn't any important thing please don't write me.

Nothing heals better than saying good truthful words to oneself. If the heart feels them, everything else gets better.

If words come alive on the page, the writer succeeds in connecting to the reader.

I think the only kind of acceptable evangelization is the evangelization of good example.

Prayer is the little implement through which men reach; where presence is denied them.

My favorite...continues to be Kevin Zraly's 'Windows on the World'.

The really great athletes make their news on the field, not off the field.

The earth, the sea and air are the concern of every nation. And science, technology, and education can be the ally of every nation.

Sometimes we remember onlywhen we see the pass, and the pass is remember when our eyes are open

I truly understand that there is a lesson in everything that happens to us. So I tried not to spend my time asking "Why did this happen to me?" but trying to figure out why I had chosen this.