Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Their doubt is your fuel for dreams. You just have to drive.

Leaders find a need and quickly respond to the need.

I wouldn’t be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

Worst rescue ever.

Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas

You can't just have a clean public space - you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.

I'm a fast learner. I may not run as fast as I used to, but I think I still learn as fast.

Since God is, He is to be found in the questions as well as the answers.

Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

Like men, nations are purified and strengthened by trials.