Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.

It is not power that corrupts but fear.

Assassination is an art, milord, and I am the city’s most accomplished artist - Durzo Blint

Before all else, the Gospel invites us to respond to the God of love who saves us, to see God in others and to go forth from ourselves to seek the good of others.

This weather may be breaking our hearts but it will not be breaking our will.

I am not resigned: I am not sure life is long enough to learn that lesson.

She was a beautiful woman dragging a crippled foot and I was that foot. I was bricks sewn into the hem of her clothes, I was a steel dress

There are times when you should be completely out of the market, for emotional as well as economic reasons.

I tell you this to break your heart, by which I mean only that it break open and never close again to the rest of the world.

It reminds me of myself - seemingly perfect on the outside but inside is all a mush.

Instead of investing in the goods as they pass between producer and consumer, as the merchant does, the businessman now invests in the processes of industry.