Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

I started at the top and worked my way down.

However much we stumble, it is a teacher's burden always to hope, that with learning, a boy's character might be changed. And, so, the destiny of a man.

Tears are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of compassion.

I'm working full time on my job and part time on my fortune

For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.

Just the simple process of letting go of negative thoughts will allow your natural state of health to emerge within you.

The Bible isn't meant to just inform us, it is meant to transform us. 40 Days in the Word will teach you how to be not just a hearer of the Word, but a doer of the Word!

I'm not trying to frighten you, but only a fool makes predictions based on ignorance; I am not that sort of fool.

We have all of us to some extent become inured to a culture where viciousness and depravity are simply taken for granted, like some hideous wallpaper we have lived with for years.

The search for extra-terrestrial life is a failure until that moment when it suddenly becomes a success.

I'm not a guy who is going to make a lot of noise. I hope to lead by example.