Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

When we squander the moments of our lives, Peter, we are spending the most valuable currency.

Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let me tell you some stories!!

Evil was predictable, always painfully expected.

I WILL FOLLOW ANYONE...AND REMIND EVERYONE...OF THE FATE...OF THE ENSLAVED...YAZIDI WOMEN

A God who makes no demands, is the functional equivalent of a God who does not exist.

The point of being over 40 is to fulfill the desires you've been harboring since you were 7.

These devils find a way to get at'cha. All it takes is some green and your face on the screen.

I don't want people to hate me. I basically do whatever I want. But one of the aspects of what I want is, I want people to like me!

Investing is not as tough as being a top-notch bridge player. All it takes is the ability to see things as they really are.

Music is a fantastic peacekeeper of the world, it is integral to harmony, and it is a required fundamental of human emotion.