Aslan's instructions always work; there are no exceptions.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Kloo nodded at Lex in an indescribably maternal way, somehow cramming a lifetime of compassion, support, and tenderness all into one slight bounce of the head.

The first thing to learn in intercourse with others is non-interference with their own peculiar ways of being happy provided those ways do not assume to interfere with ours.

Hopefully, we can learn from the 60s that we cannot afford to do our enemies work by destroying each other.

You're gonna have to serve somebody.

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

What we remember from childhood we remember forever - permanent ghosts, stamped, inked, imprinted, eternally seen.

If you don't fall off the wagon regularly, you're not playing a big enough game.

Fidelity is a gift not a requirement.

You can go back and rescind an old regulation like Obama era regulations. That was done once in 20 years. We've done 14 of them in law this year alone, because they can't filibuster that.

I've been to Mar-a-Lago. I'm not going to Trump Tower.