At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.

The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying.

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself.

The more informative your advertising, the more persuasive it will be.

I did not feel 'evil' when I wrote advertisements for Puerto Rico. They helped attract industry and tourists to a country which had been living on the edge of starvation for 400 years.

Good copy can't be written with tongue in cheek, written just for a living. You've got to believe in the product.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

If each of us hires people who are smaller than we are, we shall become a company of dwarfs. But if each of us hires people who are bigger than we are, we shall become a company of giants.

Tell the truth, but make the truth fascinating.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

If the pieces do not fit into your puzzle...Try a different picture

I was a young girl, a virgin, and therefore men denied me rationality just as they denied it to all those who were not exactly like themselves, in all their unreason.

Everyone lusts. Everyone Fantasizes. When your lover respects you, you should feel free to explore your desires. No matter how extreme.

There is a difference between the letter of the law and the spirit of the law.

Lord of all pots and pans and things make me a saint by getting meals and washing up the plates!

Hope, the best comfort of our imperfect condition.

Games have no other purpose than to please.

I think I was always going to be an Everton player from the day I was born. There is a certain type of player who is an Everton player

I understand the psychology of the sport, especially inside the ring.