At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Women have been trained in our culture and society to ask for what we want instead of taking what we want. We've been really indoctrinated with this culture of permission. But that time has passed.

A timber fit for pillarsshould not be misused for chopsticks

Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking.

Photography can only represent the present. Once photographed, the subject becomes part of the past.

I like the fact that I can do stunts, but I don't think of myself as a stunt guy. Those guys are really good at what they do.

marriage is mostly puttin' up with things, I reckon, when it ain't makin' believe.

Art is a wicked thing. It is what we are.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

He's a gritty hockey player, he's got good vision, he's an intelligent player.

The accusation is always on the first page, and the retraction on page 19.