At 8:23 there seemed every chance of a lasting alliance starting between Florin and Guilder.At 8:24 the two nations were very close to war.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

It's fool's gold if you are winning games and are not playing the right way.

You might want to put some clothes on' suggested Jace 'I'm all for the bra and panties look, but you don't want the Silent Brothers to die of excitement

If both John McCain and Obama were given a sip of truth serum, both would admit they made serious mistakes in choosing running mates in 2008.

I needed to get into a nightclub and stand up and present the material that way. I needed to present it live.

North Hollywood isn't actually Hollywood, it's in the San Fernando Valley... it's not the most glamorous part of L.A.

People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It got pretty heavy actually, I almost had to host.

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

It doesn't matter if a cave has been in darkness for 10,000 years or half an hour, once you light a match it is illuminated.

I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.