At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the fame - but you shouldn't take it for granted.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.

I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's all part of it.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

If you build it, nerds will come.

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.

Smiling at death seems like a pretty bold act. And so I smile like a damned fool.

You need to understand what there is inside you

Be happy, be joyful.

It is my assessment that most police officers who spend their days driving around USA cities will have some levelof radiation sickness and this is concerning!

There is an art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon’s knife

You don't want captains in the army who know too much or think too much.

You can vote Liberal or Labor and you’ll get exactly the same amount of funding for your school

We're not perfect; we all have things that people might not like to see, and I like to show my faults.

I'd like to grow old with my face moving.

The more I reflect on the graces I have received, the more they astonish me and make me tremble.