At first opposites attract. Then opposites attack.

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back.Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time

You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense.

The ultimate test of faith is not how loudly you praise God in happy times but how deeply you trust him in dark times.

God changes caterpillars into butterflies, sand into pearls and coal into diamonds using time and pressure. He's working on you, too.

A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority.

Happy moments, PRAISE GOD Difficult moments, SEEK GOD Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD Painful moments, TRUST GOD Every moment, THANK GOD

God is much more concerned about your character than your career, because you will take your character into eternity, but not your career.

Unkind people need your kindness the most. They advertise their pain.

Faithful servants never retire. You can retire from your career, but you will never retire from serving God.

Where were you then?Who else was there?Saying what?Why will the whole of love come on me suddenly when I am sad and feel you are far away?

Passion and frigidity are like milk and coffee. They can't be perfect without each other...

Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game, but dumb enough to think it matters.

Ne'er of the living can the living judge - too blind the affection or too fresh the grudge.

Marriage is the only game where the trapped animal has to buy the license.

My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them.

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

I can't speculate on what did or did not happen. I only know what I said and what I intended to convey.

If I wouldn't have found Courtney, I probably would have carried on with a bisexual lifestyle.