At least in America, you have freedom of speech, which is a good thing. It's just a question of whether you're allowed to use it on 'Fox News'.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

The soul accepts the mystery within and all around, immersing itself in it, celebrating it.

Wow. Whoops. Sorry. ... I just lost two hours inside a YouTube kitten warp.

Reproof is a medicine, like mercury or opium; if it be improperly administered, it will do harm instead of good.

To be happy does not mean to indulge in foolishness!

Love is the special feeling that brightens all our days, And the secret to its meaning is found in simple ways.

A vessel is formed from a lump of clay with care, however, it is the empty space within the vessel that makes it useful.

Live life as if it were created just for you.

War is the suicide of humanity because it kills the heart and kills love.

Silence is also conversation.

One honest voice is louder than a crowd.