At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer.

To do no evil is good, to intend none better.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

In America, any man who is not a reactionary in his views is open to the charge of alliance with the Red hell.

Photographers, you will never become artists. All you are is mere copiers.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.

In modern physics, the universe is experienced as a dynamic inseparable whole which always includes the observer in an essential way.

Follow not truth too near the heels, lest it dash out thy teeth.

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

'Grease' is one of the movies that made me want to be an entertainer, and I have literally been waiting my whole life to play Sandy.

A dull head thinks of no better way to show himself wise, than by suspecting everything in his way.