At lunchtime the place is jumping, while at night the dining rooms could have been rented out for chess tournaments.

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

i see no difference between "past" and "paste", both of them still stuck on my mind.

Flattery is counterfeit, and like counterfeit money, it will eventually get you into trouble if you pass it to someone else.

Quickly you learn it's way better to have fans talking and caring about you than not.

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs.

It's very hard to fail completely, if you aim high enough.

I am young and beautiful... at every age.

When hearing a door creak, the optimist thinks it's opening and the pessimist thinks it's closing.

Human life is the only thing that takes care of itself.

You can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say.