At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.

In our country let us reject violence and selfishness which could destroy Nigeria unity.

i thank the universe for takingeverything it has takenand giving to meeverything it is giving-balance

When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh?That long?

I didn't go there lightly. I knew even then that this was the beginning of something very hard to reverse. But I couldn't do otherwise now: I was too possessed

For many years I was self-appointed inspector of snowstorms and rain-storms and did my duty faithfully.

If you don't run, you can't win.

Education will open doors where none seem to exist.

Death hides within every religion. And at any time it can flash forth-not with healing in its wings but with poison, with that which wounds.

I really don't want to portray the Islamists as simply evil, the way it's often done in the west.

Greater diversity drives better business results.