At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and me. I find it hard to take in what anyone says.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Power without moral direction is the most dangerous force in the world.

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You can turn away the Mexicans, the African-Americans, the teenagers and other suspect groups, but there's no fence high enough to keep out the repo man.

I do what I do because my favorite thing is to learn.

Give me one good reason why I should never make a change, baby if you hold me then all of this will go away.

In the conduct of almost every affair slowness and procrastination are hateful

I have always made impresarios a lot of money across my career and have never, so far as I am aware, given any of them heart attacks.

I sometimes feel like I'm caught in a vise. Some people feel like I'm some kind of hero. Others hate me.

If you want to soar like an eagle in life, you can't be flocking with the turkeys.