At present there is not a single credible established religion in the world.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

The best part of a writer's biography is not the record of his adventures but the story of his style. [Vogue, interview, 1969]

You have to invent life.

Drama was always clogging up the phone line. It's like that's what people call me for.

My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.

The battle for our hearts is fought on the pages of our calendar.

'F.A.S.B' ... 'Financial Accounts Still Bogus'.

I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.

Your faith has saved you; go in peace.

When from a long distant past nothing subsists after the things are broken and scattered, the smell and taste of things remain.

We have fought this fight as long, and as well as we know how. We have been defeated. For us as a Christian people, there is now but one course to pursue. We must accept the situation.