At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

Change is such hard work.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

Inflation is repudiation.

To have recourse to the veracity of the supreme Being, in order to prove the veracity of our senses, is surely making a very unexpected circuit.

I have to accept risk as a racing driver.

Love is the root of creation; God's essence; worlds without number Lie in his bosom like children; he made them for this purpose only. Only to love and to be loved again.

I've never stuck around long enough to know if anyone would miss me. That's rock 'n' roll, though. Here today, gone tomorrow.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Every day in life there are challenges; whether you're an accountant, a race car driver or whatever you do.

Thank you, but we respectfully decline your overture, being more enjoyably occupied at present.

Google is my rapid response research assistant. It's the Swiss Army knife of information retrieval.

We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do.