At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Your time is way too valuable to be wasting on people that can't accept who you are.

It´s never too late to save time.

When you say "Yes!" to your dream and do what you truly love to do, you are also transforming the world for the better.

Imagine having a mother who worries that you read too much. The question is, what is it that's supposed to happen to people who read too much? How can you tell when someone's crossed the line.

Heart broken-he felt a deep ache in his chest, like that of a sore muscle, and each beat of his heart pained him

Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

No one is ever going to be as good as I was

Whether joy or sorrow, pain or pleasure; whatsoever may befall thee, accept it serenely with an unvanquished heart.

Impotent fury rages powerless and to no purpose.