At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Whoever wishes to be saved, should call on the Saviour, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.

No matter how much you love someone, time heals your pain and your death wish.

If you want to be regarded as a valuer of life, then first value time.

A tremendous chief executive in a small market will never be great. All great companies start with great markets.

I boil the strings so they stretch.

I don't like games. You're robbing the precious time of children to be children. They need to be in touch with the real world more.

Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes, the swing in your gait.

Making movies is never going to get better than working on a Coen brothers project.

trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.

Do not imagine that I would disregard that thing that lies beneath the mask... but be sure that when the outside is rightly seen, the thing that lies under the surface will be found upon your canvas.