At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Mathematics and poetry are the two ways to drink the beauty of truth.

Read enough books.

You can carry out a spiritual revolution by making God’s truth the head of everything

I hate early mornings.But I love waking up with you.

There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.

Rothschild is the lord and master of the money markerts of the world and virtually lord and master of everything else.

Exposition, criticism, appreciation, is work for second-rate minds.

Only the free and personal man is a good citizen (realist), and even with the lack of particular (scholarly, artistic, etc)culture, a tasteful judge (humanist).

What is the fire in our belly but the eternal flame of a thousand ancestors.

I still have great faith in democracy. I have great belief in the power of community.