At the Argentina game, how would you have guessed that Darren Anderton would have gone off with cramp?

Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know theyre different countries.

Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.

In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.

What United have got that Chelsea haven't is Paul Scholes. I think he is different to anything else in English football.

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

I had Micah Richards as a player at 16 and he was a man then. What is he now? A bigger man, probably

English football is in a bad way because the foreign players here are so good, so dominant.

Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa.

Why didn't you tell me that evil could be so lighthearted?

We keep asking where they have gonethose years we remember and wereach for them like hands in the night

Happiness has two hands: one with strength for lifting up heavy hearts and a gentle hand for tickling.

It seems we're not only uninformed about our present, we're ignorant of our past.

You’ve always got me” “Always?” “Didn’t I just say so?” “Yes” “Am I liar? “ “No.” I lied.

Maybe when we die, the first thing we'll say is 'I know this feeling. I was here before'.

I've always felt that the cool thing about being a writer is that all you need is paper to do the job.

Respectability is the dickey on the bosom of civilization.

As long as we live there is never enough singing.

None can be so true to your secret as yourself.