At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

When is now.

Wonder is a beautiful bliss.

If we do not restore the Institution of Property we cannot escape restoring the Institution of Slavery

I love what I do... When I'm in there I don't want to be nowhere else in the world... I love this game more than anything.

I might lie a lot but never in my lyrics.

The awakened heart and mind can be experienced as clarity itself, pure knowing.

I accept the consequences of all that I do. No matter what we do with our lives, our bodies are temporary. We're all going to die, and I'd rather die climbing than doing anything else.

Will I become a coach in the future? No way. I'd never be able to put up with someone like me.

Strength of character is certainly needed to face life in the world and to stand by right principles, especially in the age in which we live.

I try to stay clear of karaoke because it normally involves an excess amount of drinking.