At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

Every time I break your heart, I break mine.

A man often runs the risk of throwing away a witticism if he admits that it is his own.

Be modest, humble, simple. Control your anger.

The milk of human kindness should be brought fresh to the table every morning.

Vision is a picture of the future that produces passion.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

... the art of politics is to be ahead of your time--about six months will do it. Any more than that, and people forget you were there.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

God himself preserved the Bible, and brought it down through the ages.

It can be argued that the mathematics behind these images [of the orbit diagram for quadratic functions and the Mandelbrot set] is even prettier than the pictures themselves.