At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.

Beauty should be edible, or not at all.

An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.

What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.

Everyone should eat hashish, but only once.

People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.

The way to be nothing is to do nothing

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather boa!

Tolerance over time breeds resentment. Only through understanding, that comes from the acceptance of one another's differences, shall we find true peace.

That stage in life when older people assume that just because you've graduated college you know who you are, or what you're doing, and in fact most people don't.

I tell kids to pursue their basketball dreams, but I tell them to not let that be their only dream.

Believers in the doctrines of modern Christendom will reap damnation to their souls.

Credulity is the sister of innocence.

Today, it is clear that Internet organizing is vital to our future success.

Why does man need a meaning to life?

"I see it, but I don't believe it."