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Jay Leno Quotes: At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down.
         

At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down.


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