At the root of our civilization, there is the freedom of each person of thought, of belief, of opinion, of work, of leisure.

Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first.

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

Always choose the hardest way, on it you will not find opponents

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone.

You have to be fast on your feet and adaptive or else a strategy is useless.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy:improve your reality or lower your expectations.

There is really no room in any healthy diet for trans fat, artificial sweeteners, and artificial colors in food.

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all.

I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.

I don't want to be in the Jerry Sandusky business.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

Oh man. If I had magic powers... I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear.

I will send a shower of roses.

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.