At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any word. I wanted to do this so badly.

Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it would be great.

When you're acting on TV, you want to keep it real.

The anxiety of not knowing what my next gig is keeps me hungry.

I was very, very into animation when I was growing up. The Simpsons is still my favorite show. I have a really strong connection to it.

When I got a tiny bit of success, I was petrified that I was going to lose it. I still feel it.

I love doing comedy. One of my favorite things in the world is to do Parks and Recreation; a big fun character.

The perfect thing for me is to be on something I love, where I'm doing it and have enough money not to be poor, and I'm allowed to go on vacation.

If you really want to be successful in the business, you have to make that your priority, above family and everything else. It takes up every minute of your life.

It's so fun to play a character that has so many layers that people won't even know, until the next season.

I love the idea of doing totally different types of guys for different projects. I love that I get to do this. It's so fun.

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Naming enables the noble-minded to speak, and speech enables the noble-minded to act. Therefore, the noble-minded are anything but careless in speech.

For most people, we often marvel at the beauty of a sunrise or the magnificence of a full moon, but it is impossible to fathom the magnitude of the universe that surrounds us.

We always need to create and re-create but if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Teams can't prepare for me in batting practice. They can't find anyone who throws as slow as I do.

Presidents make history but are also a product of it. And there are two kinds: transforming and transactional. Reagan was a transforming president. He made history.

Create all the happiness you are able to create; remove all the misery you are able to remove.

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever.