Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

poems are small moments of enlightenment

The committee's finding that China stole sensitive technology from U.S. weapons research labs is alarming.

Feeding a child at school is such a simple thing - but it works miracles.

Donald Trump has built his campaign on prejudice and paranoia. He is taking hate groups mainstream and helping a radical fringe take over the Republican Party.

We ought to consider the end in everything.

I was raised a Catholic. But I am not religious. In my work, I am interested in real flesh and blood.

One simple word: ugh. Is something still considered a conspiracy if it's played out right under our noses?

Anxiety is good for nothing if we can't turn it into a defense.

I keep reviewing my feelings about the supernatural.

It's very important for cities all around the world to reinvent themselves, and Glasgow is a good example of that. The Scots are very nice. I don't think they are burdened by their history.