Atheism is the last word of theism

If you wish to strive for peace of soul and pleasure, then believe.

Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings.

It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so much that is good and beautiful on earth, to ask the Lord for immortality in addition to it all.

Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.

Every man, either to his terror or consolation, has some sense of religion.

The deepest truth blooms only from the deepest love.

Money is the god of our time, and Rothschild is his prophet.

The swan, like the soul of the poet, By the dull world is ill understood.

Like a great poet, Nature produces the greatest results with the simplest means. These are simply a sun, trees, flowers, water and love.

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.

Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service. --

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially.

You can truly have it all, just not all at the same time.

The grace of life is the seed of endless gladness.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

My favorite Extreme records were the last two. I can't listen to the first one.

I am alone and miserable. Only someone as ugly as I am could love me.

You know, my daughters have been through their entire lives and knowing about my case.

The law rarely hesitates in declaring its own meaning; but the Judges are frequently puzzled to find out the meaning of others.

If the Way is made clear, it is not the Way.