Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning...

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

keep following your heart.it won't always be easy, but it'll be the most important thing you'll do.

Passion is an intense feeling of conviction and a strong desire or devotion to an activity or concept.

There are crimes of passion and crimes of logic. The boundary between them is not clearly defined.

all we see today in name of love it not that lust is sold in name of love

Art is I science is we.

Lord save us, first you have a heart, now you have a god? Will wonders never cease?

I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.

If you hear a man rail at the Bible, you can usually conclude that he never reads it.

He [Barack Obama] was light-skinned with no Negro dialect.

Leaders make things possible. Exceptional leaders make them inevitable.