Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

...There is no greater dividing force in this world than self-interest....

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

The needs of the people around you should your utmost priority

The sound of her voice was so pretty, it almost disguised the ugliness of her words.

I just want you to be happy. If that’s with me or with someone else or with nobody. I just want you to be happy.

Ah, such a good pretty one.' There was a pause, 'You even got yourself dressed up.

This is a way to kill a wife with kindness, And thus I'll curb her mad and headstrong humour.He that knows better how to tame a shrew, Now let him speak. 'Tis charity to show.

As president, I'll set bold goals to combat climate change: generate enough renewable energy to power every home in America within 10 years and slash carbon pollution at home and around the world.

The very soul of the slothful does effectually but lie drowsing in his body, and the whole man is totally given up to his senses.

Generous souls Are still most subject to credulity.