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Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.


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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.



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I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.



This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.



Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.



An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.



Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.



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What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!





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