Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.

Nobody reads a book to get to the middle.

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.

Life is too short to complicate it.

Ionizing smoke detectors unnaturally raise the background radiation levels in the human environment.

Okay, try this on for size, Tall, Dark and Handsome. I won't be born for almost seven hundred hundred years. How's that strike you?

What I think improv is great for is making dialogue more natural.

The love of money as a possession...will be recognised for what it is, a somewhat disgusting morbidity.

We want to emulate the educated class, even if we don't think of educated people as a class these days.

If you pray more you will pray better.

Know yourself; keep your circle tight. Keep your friends and your work circle tight.