Atty’s eyes rested on Darby with all the subtlety of a dog watching his food bowl being filled!

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie for an excuse is a lie guarded.

When I was younger, the pressure was just being cool. I never thought of myself as a cool guy. I always thought of myself as more of the goofy guy.

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

You have to assert something about yourself in order to be yourself.

Life hurts at times. It hurts to have a body at times, hurts to be born, hurts to live, hurts to die, but it can be ecstasy beyond comprehension. You can know that ecstasy. It is inside of you.

I don't like cold people at all. It makes me feel really insecure.

Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.

We all make mistakes, but when I made mistakes there was no filter between me and the consumer.

I live my life day by day, and that's how I continue to live it.

I think it's a conundrum. If we have no laws on this, people take it to one extension further, does it have to be humans, you know?