Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

No gain satisfies a greedy mind.

Communication is about being effective, not always about being proper.

The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense.

Being able to "go beyond the information" given to "figure things out" is one of the few untarnishable joys of life.

When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done

The hypocrite takes good advice as an insult.

As we go through life our relationship with our own mortality and our inevitable demise increases.

When I woke up in the morning and look in the mirror I realise that one of the reasons I don't own a handgun is, I would have shot my thighs off years ago.

There's no disillusionment like learning that forbidden fruit can be unpleasant.

Science has become adult; I am not sure whether scientists have.