Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

[Ilse] was suffering so keenly that she wanted to arraign the universe at the bar of her pain.

Sometomes that's all people ever really need. Just to know.

Prayer,in its truest sense,is an attempt to invoke the mightier potential that is already in us,through mental integration.

I have good feet but they always get cut off in photo shoots.

I know nothing about the inner workings of Russia. I don't deal there. I have no businesses there. I have no loans from Russia.

Eventually, I think Chicago will be the most beautiful great city left in the world.

Our worries always come from our weaknesses.

You have the choice. You can choose joy over despair, happiness over tears, action over apathy, growth over stagnation.

I think that the internet is a beast of burden.

You don't go into politics unless you want to win.