Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

We need to do a better job of understanding what the world is.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe.

I am embarrassed to exist.

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

Your previous accomplishments should be your stepping stones

‘Eighth one this week, ’ he said.

Marriage is the deep deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.

Sinners often speak the truth. And saints have led people astray. Examine what is said, not the one who says it.

Be sure to take the lens cap off before photographing.

I got a problem, can you relate? I got a woman calling love hate.

Things that really matter are the things that gold can't buy, so let's have another cup o' coffee and let's have another piece o' pie.

If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin.

We cannot love ourselves unless we love others, and we cannot love others unless we love ourselves. But a selfish love of ourselves makes us incapable of loving others.

Be joyful because it is humanly possible.