Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

There are only 3 things that can make your dreams come true: your thoughts, your words, and your actions.

Open Everything' is everything--it is our mind, our heart, our soul, our destiny.

The Saints come, as human as a mouth, with a bag of God in their backs, like a hunchback, they come, they come marching in.

It's always hard when you've known a person a long time and then you have to recognise that you have nothing left in common but your memories.

The only mistakes you can learn from are the ones you survive.

An old house with its windows gone always makes me think of something dead with its eyes picked out.

Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.

For us democracy is a question of human dignity. And human dignity is political freedom.

No man can ever end with being superior who will not begin with being inferior.

Light. Light I think is knowledge. Knowledge is love. Love is freedom. Freedom is energy. Energy is all. Without light, we can't have images.