Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

A "centrally planned economy" by definition discourages and despises participation by the masses. It's a bureaucratic oligarchy.

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything.

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.

The best gift anyone can give to a friend is to pray for him.

Like to write? Of course, of course I do. I seem to live while I write - it is life, for me.

I've never pumped myself up or made myself angry as some sportsmen do. I think that one should treat his opponent with great respect.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

I think that denim is a sexy piece. If I would invest in anything in my closet it would be denim because you can wear it day to night and now it's even acceptable to wear to a business meeting.

"I'll be your family now," he says.

The wounds invisible that Love's keen arrows make.