Avoid all haste; calmness is an essential ingredient of politeness.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.

I am thankful that thorns have roses.

All people have three characters, that which they exhibit, that which they have, and that which they think they have.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Botany is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin.

Love is the most terrible, and also the most generous of the passions; it is the only one which includes in its dreams the happiness of someone else.

Every man has three characters: that which he shows, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.

If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by our friends the murderers.

Uncertainty is the worst of all evils until the moment when reality makes us regret uncertainty.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

the process through which any concept or subject (content) is taught becomes a part of the content. (p19)

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

A town that has no ceiling price A town of double-talk A town so big men name her twice Like so: 'N'Yawk N'Yawk.'

The anger of a person who is strong, can always bide its time.

I've been the target of haters for so long, for so many years. Ever since I was a kid and I first started the show.

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.

Feels like I'm in a play and I don't know all my lines.

The safe and general antidote against sorrow is employment.

Caring, it turns out, is a competitive advantage, and one that takes effort, not money.

I think really, if I were to defend the K-1 strikers, that it was a pressure of not enough time to re-prepare for a fight and not enough time to repair for a fight as a result of the last show.