Avoid being a 'groan' up.

Don't regret growing older...remember that a lot of sugar is to be found at the bottom of the cup.

Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever.

Never hurt people who love you a lot because they won't hurt you back. but they will probaly have no choice but to leave you forever

It is the repeated performance of just and temperate actions that produces virtue.

My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.

Humour is...the all-consoling and...the all-excusing, grace of life.

I used to be so afraid to say what I really think.

If you don't like something about yourself, change it. If you're OK with it, you gotta own it. There's nothing in between.

I can't imagine love without a sexual charge.

If there is a choice between absolute safety and freedom, then freedom must always prevail.

Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times.