Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage, his pride.

If a big wave came at the wrong moment, it would sweep me off into forty-eight-degree water, where I might last twenty minutes. Drowning quickly might be better.

Great hopes make everything great possible

The last business of Christ's life was the saving of a poor penitent thief.

my karma was to be born in America where nobody has any fun or believes in anything, especially freedom.

I'm OMAC! Evacuate this section! I'm going to destroy it!

I think parenthood is just ripe for comedy. This just happens to be told from the perspective of women.

Also not the kind of place to hide a server." "Is that another pun?" She asked. "No! I swear! I didn't mean that one." ~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5

Make no mistake, the Republican establishment has been relying on the media to be a premier agent in destroying Trump. And they can't. Ergo, there's panic.

It seems to me that before the photograph can exist as art it must, by its very nature choose whether it is to be a record or a testimony.