Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Be a source of motivation wherever you are as a believer

The greatest things that have ever happened in this world, had their genesis in the wake of special relationships of rare destiny.

Free will is absolute when the choice is right

Men need men to keep their edges hot and clean, whereas women keep us warm and soft.

Care for him who shall have borne the battle

Lakers just been taking care of business for a long time now. It's easy to love them.

The sweetest joys of life grow in the very jaws of its perils.

You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read?

Love is like trench warfare - you cannot see the enemy, but you know he is there and that it is wiser to keep your head down.

Logic presumes a separation of subject from object; therefore logic is not final wisdom.This is Zen. This is my motorcycle maintenance.