Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves.

For me, the more I live, the more I need to write. The more I push myself to really live and really experience things and step outside of my comfort zone, the more the songs are allowed to flow.

I used to struggle a little bit with the idea of how to separate singing from acting and entertaining.

Life is more or less the same wherever you go, because, wherever you go, there you are.

How gently rock yon poplars high Against the reach of primrose sky With heaven's pale candles stored.

I'd already put on a bit of weight before I got pregnant.

The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities.

The theater is who I am - it's where I feel the most inspired, the most at home, the most useful.

Congress is best viewed from a distance - the farther the better - because up close, it is truly ugly.

You write a hit play the same way you write a flop.