Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Cream always rises to the top...so do good leaders".

Nothing in life possesses value except the degree of power--assuming that life itself is the will to power.

There's a lot of wounded people out there who don't believe that there's any way they'll ever be healed from those wounds.

True, the free market ignores the poor precisely as it does not recognize the wealthy - it is 'no respecter of persons'

So many words get lost. They leave the mouthand lose their courage, wandering aimlessly until they are swept into the gutter like dead leaves. On rainy days you can hear their chorus rushing past.

It was best not to think, not to analyze. It was best to accept and act.

I don't like it when I hear it said: 'but these youth say stupid things!'

To be honest I don't really know because I really didn't care when I was writing about mixing up reality with what was not reality.

You have a new media system and Donald Trump emerged as a new master of it.