BLANK-VERSE, n. Unrhymed iambic pentameters - the most difficult kind of English verse to write acceptably; a kind, therefore, much affected by those who cannot acceptably write any kind.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There is only one you on the globe today. You have been built to inspire and designed to dazzle. Live your uniqueness!

Man is not free unless government is limited.

The ability to diagnose an imminent heart attack has long been considered the holy grail of cardiovascular medicine.

In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.

If there is anything material and we're not reporting it, we'll be breaking the law. We don't break the law.

Some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.

She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me.

Impunity should be condemned in any corner of the world.

I hope I can make Pakistan proud by bringing home an Oscar.

Well, I think that everybody is kind of a nerd at heart.