BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

Let your inner DORK shine through.

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something...

You can’t control the universe, but if you learn to practice meditation and mindfulness you may be able to control yourself.

Convinced as I am and as I am from my government that the world needs a new moral architecture over all I believe that this should be the first topic to debate in our world of today, ethics, moral.

Some learned writers . . . have compared a Scorpion to an Epigram . . . because as the sting of the Scorpion lyeth in the tayl, so the force and virtue of an epigram is in the conclusion.

Perpetual Peace is only found in the graveyard.

Keep it kickwriting at all costs too, that is, write only what kicks you and keeps you overtime awake from sheer mad joy.

Or. I hate that word. It’s two letters long and stuffed to the gills with reasonable doubt.

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.

Don't be afraid to take chances. The biggest risk is not taking any risk.

Conferences at the top level are always courteous. Name-calling is left to the foreign ministers.

The great hindrance to the development of this continent has lain in the lack of capital.